Guys. Don’t just fire off the usual ‘Happy new year bbz’ text to everyone in your phone book at midnight. The new year message deserves a little more thought.

‘Tonight’s December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark, it’s midnight, children dear.Duck! Here comes another year!’

Happy new year and we wish you a healthy and prosperous 2017.